When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks!
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When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying? The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls. The seamstress replied, "No. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. Again, the seamstress replied, "No.
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Dirty Jokes II Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion.
If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. Age is a high price for maturity. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.